How many Australian Shepherds does it take to change a light bulb?
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
How many Black Labs does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
How many Border Collies does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light ?
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
I lie belly up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be
Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds – I celebrate
By kissing your face
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy – come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
The cat is not all bad
She fills the litterbox
With tootsie rolls
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"Sharpei diem."
(Seize the wrinkled dog.)
Question for a dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner."
Dog trainer: "That's OK, he's a Boxer."
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
--Mary Bly
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
How many Golden Retrievers does it take to change a light bulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?
How many Greyhounds does it take to change a light bulb?
It isn't moving. Who cares?
A dog truly is man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, see which one is really happy to see you!
During break time at obedience school, Bandit and Bubba were talking.
Bubba said to Bandit..."The thing I hate about obedience school is you learn ALL this stuff you'll never use in the real world."
How many Pointers does it take to change a light bulb?
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....
How many Poodles does it take to change a light bulb?
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many Rottweilers does it take to change a light bulb?
Make me.
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
